Mistaken identity

I've been a victim of a couple of mistaken identities in the past

DVD seller
Man: (holds a DVD and looks at me and asks in Hokkien) Is this clear?
Me: Yes

Cotton On Salesperson
Father with daughter: (daughter holding dress looking for size) Why dont you ask him over there? (points at me)
Me: (shakes head and hand. walk away)

Seafood waiter
Man looking for table: We have 13 people
Me: (straight show piss off face)

Lee Chong Wei's brother at Nasi Kandar Line Clear
Cashier: U...badminton?
Me: (stunned)...football
Cashier: (silent)...u look like Lee Chong Wei....brother...(moves hand to describe face and so forth)
Me: I get that alot (sighs in heart)